[POETRY] 4/7 Fake News Is At It Again

4/7 Write a funny poem about how a scam news article goes out saying that scientists had it all wrong about food. Vegetables have minimal nutritional value, and unhealthy items are suddenly rich in nutritional value and can help with losing weight. What is the reaction?

Fake News Is At It Again

News anchors throw dietitians under the bus


Supermarkets are full of people in a rush

Trash bins are overflowing with vegetables

Shopping carts of 100% processed unspeakables

Not a single protein option is in sight

And if this continues,

Mankind will never make it to the light

All of a sudden the earth starts to shake

… and I yell I’m awake, I’m awake.


About me

Dua genuinely believes that our relationship with food should not be complicated. She likes to focus on eating in moderation and listening to your body but this, of course, will be different from person to person and body to body.



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