4/7 Write a funny poem about how a scam news article goes out saying that scientists had it all wrong about food. Vegetables have minimal nutritional value, and unhealthy items are suddenly rich in nutritional value and can help with losing weight. What is the reaction?
Fake News Is At It Again
News anchors throw dietitians under the bus
“EVERYTHING THEY’VE EVER TOLD YOU IS WRONG”
Supermarkets are full of people in a rush
Trash bins are overflowing with vegetables
Shopping carts of 100% processed unspeakables
Not a single protein option is in sight
And if this continues,
Mankind will never make it to the light
All of a sudden the earth starts to shake
… and I yell I’m awake, I’m awake.